:: HumourUs!

Q: Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
A: ...Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: ...A little plaque.

Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..." **

**NB. This is only a joke and we would recommend tooth whitening to improve your teeth colour!

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